Oh Hai Mark!
After seeing Troll 2, I thought that I had seen the worst that the silver screen had to offer. That was until two very good friends of mine turned me on to "The Room". A film that was written, produced, directed, and acted by a man who I swear to God english has to be his 6th or 7th language. He kind of reminds me of the giant bug from Men in Black who tries to act human. This man has absolutely no understanding of the english language, and yet he claims to be from Louisiana. I cannot figure it out, but after you watch this clip, you will be hooked on the worst movie ever made.