People Ninjas Should Assassinate #3

Many people don't know who these guys are by looking at them, but these pieces of shit are Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.  Still don't know who they are?  Let me give you a list of the movies that they have co-written and co-directed: 

1. Date Movie 

2. Disaster Movie

3. Epic Movie

4. Vampires Suck

5. Meet the Spartans.
These are some of the worst comedies that have ever made the sliver screen, and somehow these D-Bags are still allowed to continue making movies.  They are everything that is wrong with America, people who suck at their job, but are still given the opportunity to continue working.  Unlike Uwe Bowl (the worst director alive), these guys think they are funny and stupid fucking people keep paying millions of dollars to see their shit, fart, penis, boob, and "reference" jokes in theaters.  There is not a death cruel enough that I could wish upon these grade A turds, but this will suffice: