The Trix Rabbit

I feel so sorry for the Trix Rabbit. He has tried for so many years to eat some Trix and little A-Hole kids just take it away from him.  He has had to go to great lengths with very elaborite ruses just for a bowl of cereal that costs about $2.00 a box.  Also, what kind of message are we sending to our children?  Don't give this rabbit Trix because he is different.  That is disgusting!  I know that trix are not for everybody like the elderly,  diabetics, infants, or terrorists (they can't handle the delicious taste of sweet freedom); but a rabbit?  I give my dogs Trix 3 times a day in lieu of the more traditional "dog food".  This anti rabbit sentiment is, with lack of a better term, racist, but I digress. I might be a bit more sympathetic because I am older now and am no longer a child, but I feel for his plight on a daily basis. If I ever had the opprotunity to give that poor soul some Trix, I would because I am not an elitist jerk. Trix are not just for kids, they are for everyone. Get over yourselves kids, one day you will grow old as well.