Weekly Rant # 9

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF???  Inflatable Halloween and Christmas decorations!!!  I know that Americans are by genetics lazy, but come on.  Decorating your house for Halloween and Christmas is supposed to be fun and hard work, and there is nothing about plugging in a giant inflatable cat or snow globe that takes even a smidget of hard work or creativity.  Lazy and uncreative Americans have found a way to mass produce and Walmart-ize house decorations, and it is just annoying.  My neighbors have a giant inflatable ghost in their front yard and all it does is create too much light, make too much noise, and make their house look gaudy.  It pains me to see a house that goes all out with spider webs, ghosts, witches, etc right next to a lazy ass giant skull.  I would take personal offense if I put in all the effort to make my house look good, and all you use is an extension cord.  Now I do not condone vandalism or anything illegal, but it is awesome when people take a knife to these abominations.  Nothing makes me laugh harder than a deflated ghost because some freedom loving Halloween aficionado (or punk teenager) has decided to show their disgust and put an end to good ole inflatable Casper.  People need to stop buying these lazy pieces of junk (or they just might get popped, wink, wink), and decorate their houses with the same gusto that Halloween deserves because I'M SICK OF IT!!!!