1: A 4am wakeup the day after your brother's wedding is not the cat's pajamas
2: Never challenge anyone from Georgia to a dance off. They have moves that would make a porn star blush
3: Good pitching wins whiffle ball games, bad pitching loses it.
4: I am the Stephanie Tanner of the family, but at least I don't need a laugh track...Michelle
5: If teaching doesn't work out I could have a pretty lucrative rock career
6: To follow up on number 5, it is borderline Impossible to sing the lyrics "cry of the wind, spirit of fire, heart of a lion" off of an iPhone without cracking up.
7: Powerhouse Jerry may be down but he is NEVER out!
8: Rad has a much bigger following than I gave it credit for, way to go Bill Allen, you deserve it.
9: Jim Rubenstein will eves drop on you on the toilet. So will Bo.
10: If someone is not Baptized and you give him a swirly with a priest in the room, it still counts.
11: I finally figured out what cheese puffs are
12: Ponderosa brings out the best in some, but the worst in others.
13: Closing deals is what life is all about.
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