T-Rex hands down. First of all, anyone could beat up some Nazi's. Name one person who hasnt whooped a Nazi's ass at some point or another. Second of all, Chewy is from a time of lazer swords, lazer guns, space ships, and Jar Jar Binks. The technology is very advanced, so why in the fuck is he still using a crossbow? I think deep down Chewy is a little emo hipster kid who thinks its cool to go against the grain by growing his hair out long and using crossbows because they are "vintage." So if the question is do I think an emo hipster in skinny jeans, converses, with a long beard and a crossbow could beat a limp wristed man eating machine armed with big boy (non-crossbow) lazers. My answer is no.
I am going to with the fully armored T-Rex. This makes my inner 6 year old very very happy.
ReplyDeleteIn the picture, the Nazis are fighting Chewy.
ReplyDeleteBut in your hypothetical situation, are the Nazis fighting with Chewbacca? This will have great influence on my decision. Thanks.
They are not fighting with him. He is just a trained Nazi killer.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming the T-Rex is equipped with an arsenal of breathing boulders? Either way i'm going with the T-Rex.
ReplyDeleteT-Rex hands down. First of all, anyone could beat up some Nazi's. Name one person who hasnt whooped a Nazi's ass at some point or another. Second of all, Chewy is from a time of lazer swords, lazer guns, space ships, and Jar Jar Binks. The technology is very advanced, so why in the fuck is he still using a crossbow? I think deep down Chewy is a little emo hipster kid who thinks its cool to go against the grain by growing his hair out long and using crossbows because they are "vintage." So if the question is do I think an emo hipster in skinny jeans, converses, with a long beard and a crossbow could beat a limp wristed man eating machine armed with big boy (non-crossbow) lazers. My answer is no.
ReplyDeleteIts a lazer cross bow Cartter. Plus he is riding a giant squirrel. I'm going with Chewy.
ReplyDeleteNice Bowcaster
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